May 2011
137 posts
How to unlock a car with a shoelace.
alienteacup:
Tie a noose-like knot with your lace.
Slide it through the small opening of the car door.
Tighten the lace loop and pull the lock up. Then receive free car.
TUMBLR: TEACHING EVERYDAY PEOPLE HOW TO BREAK INTO CARS SINCE 2007
reblogging for future references
That moment when you're home alone
mutantminds:
justinbieberismyinspiration:
And you do whatever you please
Then you hear some noise..
¡HOLY SHIT, THEY’RE HERE!
Then you run to your room like:
- Your mom: “What the hell are you doing?”
Nothing mom, studying.
“Are you sure?..”
Mom please, who do you think I am?
“Oh, my child is so smart!”
And when she leaves:
“If only she knew!”
...
"Hey remember when you had a crush on--"
Reblog if you did this in school
kilofuckface:
When someone calls me like 15 times
followguru:
If I didn’t answer the first 5 times, what makes you think i’ll answer the next 10?
There's always someone in school...
Who fan girls over Justin Bieber:
Who is hated by everybody because they’re a drama maker:
Someone who just doesn’t give a fuck:
Someone who always seems like they’re high:
Someone who is ALWAYS talking:
Someone who thinks everything is racist:
Someone who fakes their smile:
Someone who has a really dirty mind:
Someone who is anti-social:
Someone who is always angry:
...
