How to unlock a car with a shoelace.
alienteacup: Tie a noose-like knot with your lace. Slide it through the small opening of the car door. Tighten the lace loop and pull the lock up. Then receive free car. TUMBLR: TEACHING EVERYDAY PEOPLE HOW TO BREAK INTO CARS SINCE 2007 reblogging for future references
That moment when you're home alone
mutantminds: justinbieberismyinspiration: And you do whatever you please Then you hear some noise.. ¡HOLY SHIT, THEY’RE HERE! Then you run to your room like: - Your mom: “What the hell are you doing?” Nothing mom, studying. “Are you sure?..” Mom please, who do you think I am? “Oh, my child is so smart!” And when she leaves: “If only she knew!” ...
"Hey remember when you had a crush on--"
Reblog if you did this in school
When someone calls me like 15 times
followguru: If I didn’t answer the first 5 times, what makes you think i’ll answer the next 10?
There's always someone in school...
Who fan girls over Justin Bieber: Who is hated by everybody because they’re a drama maker: Someone who just doesn’t give a fuck: Someone who always seems like they’re high: Someone who is ALWAYS talking: Someone who thinks everything is racist: Someone who fakes their smile: Someone who has a really dirty mind: Someone who is anti-social: Someone who is always angry: ...